The Dirty Dash came into town on an every smoky Saturday morning & my cohorts & I were prepared to get down & dirty.

Now, one rule about the Dirty Dash (other than be prepared to get nasty) is that this is no ordinary race & should never be run as such. So we penguinised ourselves & set off down the trail.

Before:

After:

And yes, I totally did not feel like paying the fee for these photos and just stole them off the website, so sorry for the quality.

Disclaimer: Mom, that is a beer in my hand pre race… The penguin suite made me do it.